THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
KYIV COSSACKS AT EAST HADDAM HYENAS
05/04/2049
 
THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
KYIV COSSACKS AT EAST HADDAM HYENAS
GAME ID: 216 - TUESDAY, MAY 4TH , 2049 - GAME LOG
  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
Kyiv Cossacks (13-15) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 1
East Haddam Hyenas (15-12) 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 X 4 7 0
Kyiv Sent Home with 4-0 Loss
East Haddam pitcher Chris Newell did his part in helping his team defeat the Kyiv Cossacks, 4-0. The opposition could never get too much going against the right-hander. Newell picked up the win for East Haddam, going 7.1 innings. He gave up no runs on 2 hits. He now sports a record of 2-2. The Cossacks drop to 13-15 and continue their mediocre start to the 2049 season.

In the top of the eighth, William Melnick stood in the box, looking for a pitch to hammer. The Cossacks were trailing 3-0, but had the bases loaded. That's when Jason Derrick made a terrific pitch and Melnick struck out. Gone was the dream of a Kyiv comeback.
KYIV BATTING LINESCORE EAST HADDAM BATTING LINESCORE
Player AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG HR RBI
K. William 1B 3 0 0 0 2 2 3 .338 4 13
A. Lester RF 4 0 1 0 0 1 2 .353 2 12
M. Bitzer CF 4 0 1 0 0 1 2 .255 1 11
R. Garcia LF 4 0 1 0 0 1 5 .291 3 23
W. Melnick DH 4 0 0 0 0 1 4 .202 3 14
N. Abitia 2B 3 0 0 0 1 1 0 .297 5 20
S. Buffington 3B 3 0 0 0 1 0 1 .247 2 10
J. Rommel C 3 0 0 0 1 1 1 .221 3 14
A. Salinas SS 3 0 1 0 1 0 2 .282 2 6
Totals 31 0 4 0 6 8 20      
BATTING
Doubles: R. Garcia (7, 4th Inning off C. Newell, 0 on, 2 outs)
Total Bases: A. Lester , M. Bitzer , R. Garcia 2 , A. Salinas
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: K. William , R. Garcia , W. Melnick 2 , J. Rommel
Team LOB: 10

FIELDING
Errors: N. Abitia (2)
Double Plays: 1 (Salinas-Abitia-William)
PB: J. Rommel
Player AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG HR RBI
J. Jordan DH 3 0 0 1 0 1 1 .314 0 7
A. Haglund 2B 4 0 1 0 0 0 1 .309 0 9
M. McCauley RF 3 1 1 0 1 1 0 .267 2 12
D. Bland CF 4 0 0 0 0 1 3 .232 5 22
J. Conners 3B 2 1 2 1 2 0 0 .347 5 17
V. Wanzha 1B 4 0 1 1 0 2 5 .257 8 19
M. Sizemore SS 3 1 1 1 1 1 2 .210 5 9
J. Fischer LF 4 1 1 0 0 2 3 .241 2 9
C. Little C 3 0 0 0 1 1 4 .257 4 10
Totals 30 4 7 4 5 9 19      
BATTING
Doubles: J. Fischer (5, 3rd Inning off L. Collier, 0 on, 0 outs) , J. Conners 2 (7, 4th Inning off L. Collier, 0 on, 2 outs; 8th Inning off M. Torres, 2 on, 0 outs)
Home Runs: M. Sizemore (5, 7th Inning off L. Collier, 0 on, 0 outs)
Total Bases: A. Haglund , M. McCauley , J. Conners 4 , V. Wanzha , M. Sizemore 4 , J. Fischer 2
2-out RBI: V. Wanzha
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: A. Haglund , V. Wanzha , C. Little
GIDP: D. Bland
Sac Fly: J. Jordan
Team LOB: 8

BASERUNNING
SB: A. Haglund (3)
KYIV PITCHING LINESCORE EAST HADDAM PITCHING LINESCORE
Player IP H R ER BB K HR PI ERA   
L. Collier L (1-3) 6.1 5 3 3 4 7 1 117 6.55   
M. Torres 1.2 2 1 1 1 2 0 29 4.12   
PITCHING
Game Score: L. Collier 54
Batters Faced: L. Collier 27, M. Torres 9
Ground Outs - Fly Outs: L. Collier 8-3, M. Torres 1-2
Pitches - Strikes: L. Collier 117-76, M. Torres 29-19
Inherited Runners - Scored: M. Torres 1-0
WP: L. Collier
Player IP H R ER BB K HR PI ERA   
C. Newell W (2-2) 7.1 2 0 0 4 4 0 102 3.26   
J. Derrick SV (8) 1.2 2 0 0 2 4 0 41 2.40   
PITCHING
Game Score: C. Newell 74
Batters Faced: C. Newell 28, J. Derrick 9
Ground Outs - Fly Outs: C. Newell 9-9, J. Derrick 1-0
Pitches - Strikes: C. Newell 102-59, J. Derrick 41-27
Inherited Runners - Scored: J. Derrick 1-0
GAME NOTES
Player of the Game: Chris Newell
Ballpark: Ballpark of East Haddam
Weather: Roof closed, 47 degrees
Start Time: 7:05 PM ET
Time: 3:12
Attendance: 19318
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