THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
BATTING REPORT
01/05/2050
 
ALLIANCE LEAGUE BONEHEADS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
Detroit Pizzas 94 68 .580 - .284 179 806 5908 1679 346 13 482 1370 .342 .438 .780 68
Havana Sugar Kings 89 73 .549 5 .267 204 830 5650 1506 272 23 564 1523 .336 .431 .767 98
Hanoi Dragon Warriors 88 74 .543 6 .275 206 799 5725 1576 327 23 486 1535 .338 .448 .786 53
Brooklyn Knights 78 84 .481 16 .267 211 749 5632 1503 303 12 489 1451 .332 .437 .769 45
ALLIANCE LEAGUE DIMWITS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
Portland Beavers 83 79 .512 - .280 225 822 5679 1591 311 14 523 1381 .346 .459 .805 58
Buffalo Buffalo 78 84 .481 5 .257 131 644 5481 1409 271 11 438 1306 .316 .382 .699 105
Yellowstone Super Volcano 71 91 .438 12 .251 167 706 5523 1387 280 17 470 1459 .317 .399 .716 139
Los Angeles Kings 69 93 .426 14 .259 155 654 5588 1445 275 12 434 1426 .316 .395 .711 58
ALLIANCE LEAGUE TOTALS
W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
TOTALS .268 1478 6010 45186 12096 2385 125 3886 11451 .331 .424 .755 624
FEDERATION LEAGUE KNUCKLEHEADS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
Arizona Desert Storm 91 71 .562 - .284 260 922 5729 1628 280 21 546 1396 .349 .477 .826 53
Dublin Porters 87 75 .537 4 .260 211 792 5599 1453 262 14 586 1521 .334 .424 .759 41
Kyiv Cossacks 76 86 .469 15 .262 179 788 5652 1481 309 27 606 1551 .340 .421 .761 114
East Haddam Hyenas 67 95 .414 24 .252 179 712 5637 1423 289 15 539 1683 .322 .404 .726 49
FEDERATION LEAGUE BIRDBRAINS DIVISION BATTING
Team W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
St. Louis Archies 99 63 .611 - .282 218 872 5652 1596 282 22 563 1312 .351 .456 .807 136
Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 87 75 .537 12 .272 209 842 5638 1531 294 13 591 1463 .347 .440 .786 119
Osaka Takoyaki 78 84 .481 21 .254 170 732 5520 1401 280 21 520 1475 .322 .405 .726 220
Waikiki Wayfinders 61 101 .377 38 .256 179 715 5597 1435 291 13 462 1254 .319 .409 .728 37
FEDERATION LEAGUE TOTALS
W L PCT GB AVG HR R AB H 2B 3B BB K OBP SLG OPS SB
TOTALS .265 1605 6375 45024 11948 2287 146 4413 11655 .336 .430 .765 769
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