THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
04/01/2052
 
ALLIANCE LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS BONEHEADS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
Hanoi Dragon Warriors 87 75 .537 - 750 .260 210 66 698 4.06 1428 489
Brooklyn Knights 85 77 .525 2 725 .261 189 79 694 4.05 1550 429
Detroit Pizzas 65 97 .401 22 671 .248 179 107 831 4.89 1547 611
Havana Sugar Kings 60 102 .370 27 683 .247 178 229 866 5.06 1444 587
ALLIANCE LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS DIMWITS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
Buffalo Buffalo 95 67 .586 - 700 .264 163 117 616 3.50 1593 418
Yellowstone Super Volcano 91 71 .562 4 731 .248 240 105 612 3.52 1434 499
Los Angeles Kings 82 80 .506 13 722 .265 176 133 740 4.28 1593 483
Wilmington Blue Rocks 72 90 .444 23 695 .251 189 65 725 4.26 1435 558
TOP HITTERS
Player Team G AB HR RBI SB AVG OBP SLG
B. Olson, 1B HSK 160 678 15 68 118 .308 .369 .479
A. Jaquez, SS YEL 152 581 38 103 6 .294 .369 .552
S. Gleghorn, LF BUF 148 519 33 95 3 .283 .367 .532
R. Cooper, CF LAK 146 597 34 105 24 .295 .335 .533
B. Blank, LF YEL 159 566 26 78 6 .279 .370 .488
W. Ramirez, CF BKK 121 423 27 73 28 .291 .383 .525
L. Spradley, LF POR 145 358 27 75 12 .330 .415 .620
D. Laines, LF HAN 144 511 33 90 4 .270 .343 .519
R. Chiasson, 3B YEL 144 593 24 60 43 .275 .341 .452
J. Caravaggio, RF DET 141 451 26 90 3 .302 .372 .519
TOP PITCHERS
Player Team G W L S ERA IP HA BB K K/9
J. Avery LAK 33 15 8 0 2.72 228.1 187 69 282 11.12
S. Wilkerson LAK 33 15 9 0 3.07 228.2 193 57 271 10.67
M. Martinez YEL 33 12 9 0 2.98 223.1 169 48 275 11.08
K. Spencer BKK 27 15 6 0 3.12 204.2 169 41 201 8.84
J. Davis YEL 32 15 9 0 2.92 224.2 200 63 211 8.45
A. Wierzba HAN 30 9 7 0 2.88 181.0 158 45 201 9.99
J. Frick YEL 33 14 10 0 3.26 220.2 191 86 201 8.20
S. Gleghorn BUF 30 15 8 0 3.21 201.2 192 51 230 10.26
J. Miller BUF 29 13 11 0 3.39 196.2 184 55 224 10.25
A. Madsen YEL 32 14 11 0 3.72 210.2 194 84 203 8.67
FEDERATION LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS KNUCKLEHEADS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
Kyiv Cossacks 90 72 .556 - 785 .262 215 135 714 4.15 1446 609
East Haddam Hyenas 87 75 .537 3 836 .259 238 51 754 4.44 1654 512
Dublin Porters 80 82 .494 10 745 .258 195 86 725 4.28 1425 511
Arizona Scorpions 67 95 .414 23 749 .263 213 129 922 5.46 1432 624
FEDERATION LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS BIRDBRAINS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
St. Louis Archies 98 64 .605 - 830 .276 216 129 643 3.75 1553 476
Osaka Takoyaki 84 78 .519 14 798 .265 215 83 748 4.36 1486 517
Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 82 80 .506 16 718 .251 182 126 786 4.51 1467 548
Waikiki Wayfinders 75 87 .463 23 691 .245 193 51 755 4.45 1453 522
TOP HITTERS
Player Team G AB HR RBI SB AVG OBP SLG
S. Clark, LF OSA 156 633 15 77 59 .332 .381 .506
J. Redondo, 2B OSA 154 565 28 98 6 .312 .388 .531
N. Abitia, 2B CSS 148 558 24 69 29 .285 .386 .500
J. Plummer, 1B EHA 162 596 48 113 0 .247 .315 .520
E. Gonzalez, LF DUB 151 566 33 96 11 .269 .348 .512
J. Naylor, 1B EHA 155 589 28 102 1 .272 .350 .467
C. Nicotra, 1B CSS 131 484 32 90 5 .262 .351 .500
C. Jimenez, 1B WAI 154 480 21 61 8 .283 .391 .473
B. Cifelli, 1B STL 136 496 30 83 12 .266 .359 .500
M. Radford, C OSA 135 463 30 84 0 .270 .348 .514
TOP PITCHERS
Player Team G W L S ERA IP HA BB K K/9
J. Gutierrez STL 35 20 8 0 2.92 259.1 216 69 304 10.55
S. Ashcraft EHA 35 20 7 0 3.12 225.0 197 76 307 12.28
J. Harrington STL 35 16 10 0 3.56 227.2 196 70 259 10.24
E. Galindo EHA 35 16 11 0 3.90 221.1 217 62 289 11.75
N. Yarbrough SUD 35 15 12 0 3.79 225.2 217 64 253 10.09
D. Pantoja OSA 33 16 12 0 3.90 223.2 222 67 216 8.69
R. Cook ARI 27 10 11 0 4.45 200.1 215 50 204 9.16
G. Rivera CSS 32 16 8 0 3.84 203.2 163 113 229 10.12
B. Roland CSS 33 16 10 0 3.57 216.2 203 58 197 8.18
H. Kim OSA 33 13 10 0 4.07 216.2 222 67 221 9.18
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