THE CONFEDERATION OF BASEBALL DUNCES
03/16/2051
 
ALLIANCE LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS BONEHEADS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
Detroit Pizzas 89 73 .549 - 896 .287 238 103 798 4.63 1579 597
Brooklyn Knights 84 78 .519 5 785 .264 228 83 750 4.42 1539 504
Havana Sugar Kings 83 79 .512 6 792 .257 221 187 796 4.70 1447 563
Hanoi Dragon Warriors 67 95 .414 22 690 .248 203 50 872 5.10 1412 586
ALLIANCE LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS DIMWITS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
Yellowstone Super Volcano 94 68 .580 - 753 .253 247 76 635 3.70 1442 470
Portland Beavers 80 82 .494 14 757 .265 208 43 748 4.37 1452 549
Buffalo Buffalo 78 84 .481 16 716 .260 168 109 774 4.55 1483 566
Los Angeles Kings 75 87 .463 19 697 .248 161 143 722 4.11 1542 484
TOP HITTERS
Player Team G AB HR RBI SB AVG OBP SLG
J. Engels, RF HSK 153 609 41 144 0 .330 .400 .604
B. Olson, 1B HSK 160 689 17 65 134 .309 .369 .460
J. Caravaggio, RF DET 157 605 35 123 1 .322 .388 .559
S. Gleghorn, LF BUF 153 553 38 103 1 .297 .371 .553
C. Adams, CF DET 153 675 21 111 11 .339 .358 .530
J. Deere, P BKK 162 625 40 112 0 .298 .384 .550
L. Spradley, LF POR 159 624 33 96 10 .300 .378 .540
E. Gonzalez, CF BKK 156 619 41 108 21 .288 .372 .557
A. Jaquez, SS YEL 157 606 37 113 7 .294 .351 .546
M. Estrada, 3B POR 158 608 34 101 0 .308 .377 .520
TOP PITCHERS
Player Team G W L S ERA IP HA BB K K/9
J. Scothorn POR 33 14 15 0 3.41 243.0 215 58 267 9.89
P. Beard DET 38 18 9 0 3.60 247.2 224 79 311 11.30
J. Frick YEL 33 20 6 0 3.12 222.0 187 72 229 9.28
S. Wilkerson LAK 33 12 13 0 3.21 221.1 201 58 265 10.78
R. Martinez LAK 33 12 12 0 3.11 205.2 203 62 201 8.80
L. Lezama BKK 38 17 14 0 4.42 238.0 220 77 309 11.68
E. McKinney HSK 33 17 13 0 4.36 220.2 217 76 223 9.10
M. Martinez YEL 33 15 10 0 3.61 206.2 177 62 238 10.36
S. Davis POR 32 14 10 0 4.22 198.1 198 59 221 10.03
J. Avery LAK 32 14 11 0 4.04 202.2 205 78 236 10.48
FEDERATION LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS KNUCKLEHEADS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
Kyiv Cossacks 100 62 .617 - 880 .271 237 160 686 3.98 1513 584
Arizona Desert Storm 79 83 .488 21 789 .266 201 101 854 4.91 1559 552
Dublin Porters 74 88 .457 26 759 .258 189 38 780 4.54 1475 559
East Haddam Hyenas 70 92 .432 30 748 .250 226 49 823 4.88 1620 529
FEDERATION LEAGUE PREDICTED STANDINGS BIRDBRAINS DIVISION
Team W L PCT GB Runs AVG HR SB Runs against ERA K BB
St. Louis Archies 101 61 .623 - 878 .281 238 135 659 3.74 1518 488
Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 87 75 .537 14 731 .248 197 124 717 4.18 1485 536
Osaka Takoyaki 85 77 .525 16 745 .264 181 152 706 4.15 1416 507
Waikiki Wayfinders 54 108 .333 47 672 .238 182 51 968 5.76 1401 639
TOP HITTERS
Player Team G AB HR RBI SB AVG OBP SLG
S. Clark, LF OSA 159 632 17 97 60 .339 .375 .519
B. Cifelli, 1B STL 161 603 43 130 17 .277 .366 .549
C. Nicotra, 1B CSS 162 632 44 123 5 .269 .339 .532
R. Garcia, LF CSS 155 620 21 105 20 .318 .382 .510
D. Sims, LF STL 136 548 32 94 37 .286 .361 .513
H. Cabrera, 1B SUD 159 643 36 119 14 .281 .344 .521
J. Redondo, 1B OSA 160 642 25 83 7 .298 .373 .480
A. Salgado, CF STL 153 674 13 64 25 .331 .380 .458
J. Freeland, P SUD 149 588 38 107 20 .274 .336 .526
A. Salinas, SS CSS 156 572 22 80 22 .295 .375 .488
TOP PITCHERS
Player Team G W L S ERA IP HA BB K K/9
D. Pantoja OSA 37 19 10 0 3.16 256.0 224 68 266 9.35
K. Spencer ARI 36 15 14 0 3.82 252.1 248 67 278 9.92
M. Wesberry SUD 38 19 10 0 3.16 250.1 231 67 219 7.87
J. Harrington STL 32 17 7 0 3.27 211.2 170 68 251 10.67
N. Edmondson STL 33 20 6 0 3.03 228.2 183 60 222 8.74
B. Verville DUB 35 16 8 0 3.41 234.2 226 64 239 9.17
R. Cook ARI 35 14 12 0 4.67 237.0 257 62 253 9.61
J. Freeland SUD 38 18 13 0 3.79 244.2 218 69 277 10.19
Z. DeShields CSS 33 15 9 0 3.39 225.1 201 81 230 9.19
B. Roland CSS 33 19 8 0 3.57 226.2 230 60 204 8.10
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